OK, I realize these boys aren't actually mine, but sometimes I like to pretend that they are. Basically, I just think they're the best. I mean, aren't they the cutest?
Look at their little faces.

But they also mean business.

One of the lines on my bucket list reads:
"Go to a party, and play Mario Kart with Durant, Harden, and Collison."
And if I happen to hang out with them more after that,
then so be it.
In fact, we'd all probably become super awesome friends and throw theme parties all the time.
I became an NBA fan very randomly when I was about 15 years old (more on that later).
I'm so glad that I finally live in a town with an NBA team.
And they're good!
I'm so glad that I finally live in a town with an NBA team.
And they're good!

So, in closing. Keep up the good work, boys.
We're rooting for you.
And we'll party after the finals. OK? OK.