If the title of this post was a thing that was true, I would probably post pictures like this:
And say things like, "I just bought this coat. I wore it to go grocery shopping this morning!"
Or I would post this picture and say, "I just bought plaid glasses for every day of the week."
Or I would say, "This beauty just became the newest member of my closet collection!"
But in reality, this is what my closet looks like:
And I say things like, "Is this clean? OK, good. I'll wear it today."
I have a long way to go.