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Showing posts with label Wannabe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wannabe. Show all posts

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Food Blogger Wannabe

Every time I bake something I think to myself, "Em. You should blog about this."

You see, I have this blog, but I don't really ever do anything with it. It kind of saddens me. (I realize that is a silly thing to sadden me, but silly things tend to sadden me no matter how much I wish they didn't. Like, it saddens me when I don't have time to sit and read through the magazines I get. See? Silly.)

Moving on! Like I said, I enjoy baking, and every time I begin the baking process I start out with the intention to blog it. It always seems simple enough at the beginning. Just bake, take pictures of the baking, and then write about it, right?
Well, I'm the worst at it. Maybe it's my lack of patience? Maybe I hate treating people like they're 4? (We all know how to mix in flour. Why are you telling me to move my spoon in circular motions until the flour is mixed in?)

Through these thoughts I've come to the conclusion that I will probably never become the next Joy the Baker. Big surprise, right? It's OK. I have other strengths. You know, like Instagramming on occasion and always having candy on my desk at the office. Maybe I should blog about that?
(Ex: Today I brought dark and milk chocolate Dove pieces to the office. Let me show you how I did it!)

I still like baking, though. So if you ever want to see pictures of food but you don't care about how those pictures were made, then follow me on Instagram (emlance).
In closing, I will leave you with pictures of the pie I made on Sunday. It was apple. It was delicious. I ate it for 4 meals straight; breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast again. Can we all say "fat kid" in unison? On three. One, two, three! Fat kid! I don't even care. It was worth it.


 
(Yes, I totally baked this pie while wearing pajamas)
 


 
Thus concludes the picture and writing portion of this post.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

I'm a Fashion Blogger! Or Something.




If the title of this post was a thing that was true, I would probably post pictures like this:








And say things like, "I just bought this coat. I wore it to go grocery shopping this morning!"





Or I would post this picture and say, "I just bought plaid glasses for every day of the week."










Or I would say, "This beauty just became the newest member of my closet collection!"








But in reality, this is what my closet looks like:










And I say things like, "Is this clean? OK, good. I'll wear it today."





I have a long way to go.