Tuesday, August 14, 2012

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Oklahoma City,
I think you're great. I really do.
But, I've been thinking about it, and I think you need an efficient mode of public transportation. I realize that will be a tall order because you're spread all over the place, but you have to start somewhere, right? I mean, we have the Thunder now, and we need to keep up with the growth, so it makes sense, right OKC? Just think, one day you could have a system that looks like this:

Dear Rex and Gypsy,
It's really fun getting to watch you while your parents are out of town. You're some of the cutest pups ever, and I'm not just saying that because you're my doggy siblings.
I know that you love sleeping on the bed, but sometimes you make it really difficult to move during the night. Maybe you could just scoot over a bit? Think about it.

Dear New Glasses,
I'm kind of still obsessed with you. I still feel like I'm betraying my old pair, but we've reached a mutual understanding, and it's time to move on. Even if my co-workers don't like you, you're still my favorite.

Dear Pools,
I don't know where I'd be without you. You're kind of my favorite. Thanks for being you.


1 comment:

  1. Reasons why I love this: because it's Emily being friends with inanimate objects, which is so wonderful and so Emily. Because you have reached a mutual understanding with your glasses. Because I COMPLETELY agree with your note to OKC. And because I like pools.